– I'm sorry, I think you have the wrong office – Oh, we're in the right office
In fact, we were supposed to meet three weeks ago, but you asked to reschedule and never did – You're from Pearson Specter – Pearson Specter Litt And according to Brian, he's been trying to meet with you for quite some time – Yes, we've been a bit busy, so– – Yeah, busy trying to douche our client out of their money
And if you think we're letting you go to market with your rip-off nipple, you're even dumber than the babies that buy your crappy diapers – We're not shelving our new product – In that case, we'll take you to court, and it'll end up being shelved anyway – Or you can admit you infringed on our design and cut us in for 60% – We didn't infringe on anything and if you think we did then you don't know a thing about the market you represent
– Not know the market? For your information, I've got a newborn And if it weren't for our pacifiers, I wouldn't have gotten what little sleep I have in the last month – Then I guess you're an even shittier father than you are a lawyer because if you can't put a baby down without a pacifier, then you don't have a chance in hell against us in court – What did you just say? – I said you don't know what you're doing as a father or a lawyer – How dare you
I don't give a shit what you think We're not taking 60% We're gonna sue your ass into the ground And as soon as I get back to my office, I'm filing a restraining order to stop you from ever taking your fraudulent product to market, you lying sack of shit [tense music] ♪ ♪
